Why did Adam and Eve do math every day? They were told to be fruitful and multiply.
How do we know that atoms are Catholic? They have mass.
How did Joseph make his coffee? Hebrewedit.
Who in the Bible had the greatest business plans? The prophets.
What did Adam say to Eve when handing her something to wear? Take it or leaf it.
When discussing God's will, what said the lawyer? Was it notarized?
Where was Solomon's temple located? On the side of his head.