Three men were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of the Holy season" said Saint Peter, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to enter Heaven." The first one fumbled through his pockets, then pulled out and flicked on his lighter. "It's a candle", he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates" replied Saint Peter. The second man pulled out a set of keys, shook them and said, "Bells." Saint Peter answered, "You may enter, also". The last one searched desperately through his coat, finally pulling out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter raised an eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" Number 3 replied, "These are Carols".
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Allen
17/2/2022 09:58:45
I'm going to need to share that joke with a friend of mine named Carol... :0)
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Lorri
18/2/2022 12:02:06
This message is timely.
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Patrick
19/2/2022 12:36:28
She and her soul are the same to thing. She chose it by & for herself.
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Santanu Acharya
19/2/2022 07:26:08
Things are getting heated up in Ukraine again. @Patrick, will there be a war?
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Patrick
19/2/2022 12:34:47
“There already is” says The Committee “a war of words. Every war includes words, none occurs without them.
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TV
19/2/2022 13:05:23
"After an invasion and occupation of Ukraine by Russia"
Santanu Acharya
19/2/2022 14:18:19
There seems to be a catch here 🤨
Scott R
19/2/2022 18:51:37
Invasion is not the same as bullets or bombs flying thru the sky. I think the Committee mentioned Russia hasn't got the money to sustain any war...
TV
20/2/2022 00:45:45
TC does not say anything about bullets and bombs flying before the invasion and occupation...
TV
20/2/2022 09:48:15
Recall that when Soviet Union broke apart, there were Soviet nuclear weapons left in Ukraine, which everyone else wanted removed or deactivated from Ukrainian control. Eventually Ukraine agreed to give up those weapons when the USA and some other Western countries promised to guarantee the security and safety of Ukraine. I question where will those promises and guarantees be now?
Linda
20/2/2022 14:14:16
Today is February 20th, 2022 and since zeros don’t count we have another date with all the same digits equating to 10 just like we did on February 2nd, 2022 (2+2+2+2+2=10 ) which seems logical that we have similar numerical energy today as we did then. There was a post from Patrick and TC on that date, entitled 2/2/2022.
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Saint Irene
20/2/2022 16:03:41
Thanks, Linda...good analysis of February's dates--balance and synchronicity are key. So many things appear to be unraveling at once and a little balance is most welcome!
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Scott R
20/2/2022 19:24:31
The pursuit of good and avoidance of bad. Sounds familiar. And no one has a perfect life... Always believed that.
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otherscott
22/2/2022 21:21:07
Yes ScottR…pursuit being as simple as seeking the silver lining, the meaning or purpose or benefit in every situation. And it doesn’t have to be the good for me to have good and beneficial effect. This stuff is easy when we realize we have chosen it, and our job is to figure out what the good is.
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Artie Fuffkin
22/2/2022 00:38:45
Well 22-2-22 All but done on this side of the planet, no big deal ! 😁
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Patrick
22/2/2022 06:16:44
Don't ask a Ukrainian about that.
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Pierluigi
22/2/2022 05:04:52
So, Russia just took Donbass under its political influence, much like Crimea.
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Patrick
22/2/2022 08:12:58
Replies The Committee: "You are correct. Watch the price of crude oil."
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