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But first, joke time: A boy is selling fish on the street and for attention he yells "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'?" The boy responds, "Because I caught them by the local dam." The pastor buys a few, takes them home for dinner. His surprised wife says, "I didn't know it was okay for a preacher to speak that way." The pastor explains then asks his son to pass the dam fish. The teenager says, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now please pass me the f**king vegetables!" 
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Scott R
13/2/2022 14:18:43
Lol.
Scott2
13/2/2022 19:02:47
Just curious but has anyone else had a dream where they were interacting with Patrick this happened this morning and I remember bits of it.
Patrick
13/2/2022 22:58:44
I trust I behaved ?
Scott2
14/2/2022 05:39:04
@Patrick lol it's strange that I still can remember parts of it though.
Steve
14/2/2022 04:53:21
I have Scott, I dreamt Pat and I were out back camping and late one night by the campfire he said to me "Steve, there's a reason I speak to aliens, with that he peeled off his face and exposed an insect / reptilian skin and apologized profundity, but said he had to eat me " raw" uncooked ! !!!
Lorri
14/2/2022 07:01:51
😂
Scott2
14/2/2022 09:50:08
@steve you should consider writing stories you definitely might be good at it.
Scott R
14/2/2022 11:06:24
Yeah, that wasnt bad at all...
Susan
14/2/2022 17:52:32
LOL... Steve
Santanu Acharya
14/2/2022 20:18:04
Effect of watching too many horror movies in the childhood
Gary
14/2/2022 23:29:33
That's some funny shit.
Interestingly…..
14/2/2022 16:20:47
‘Brent Crude prices soared above $96 a barrel this morning, the highest since 2014, before easing to $94.60, helping limit losses in heavyweight energy stocks. ‘ 2/14/2022.
Santanu Acharya
14/2/2022 20:15:10
Russia-Ukraine war fears, partly fuelled by USA declaring that Russian invasion can happen "any moment"
Susan
14/2/2022 17:50:23
Haven't had Patrick in my dreams yet (I'm sure he's had me in his though) ;-) ;-) Kidding ;-)
Scott2
15/2/2022 18:10:42
@susan wouldn't you being in his dreams more qualify as a nightmare 😁
Patrick
15/2/2022 20:27:44
More like, me being in Susan's dreams, same effects as a Kenworth W900 in Justin Trudeau's front yard.
Scott2
15/2/2022 21:32:52
@Patrick lol what's more interesting is the possibility that that's not the real Justin but a cleverly crafted body double. Though seriously I bet you'd enjoy being around Susan either in real life or in her dreams
Susan
17/2/2022 00:41:05
@ Scott 2.... I'm all about feathers and fairies, so no ;-) He would be enlightened ;-)
Gary
14/2/2022 23:06:10
I've been busy the last couple weeks so I haven't spent as much time as I would like on the amendment.net ... there's so much new material!!! It feels like Christmas morning!!! Thanks Patrick/TC!!! And the Bengals covered the spread ... yaaaaay!!!
Patrick
15/2/2022 06:04:56
How much was the spread?
Gary
15/2/2022 16:53:30
The spread was Bengals +4.
Pierluigi
15/2/2022 04:51:36
I will put together all that messages an build a little vademecum.
Patrick
15/2/2022 05:39:18
Thank you, Pierluigi, for teaching me a new word! (Technically, 2 words.)
Scott R
15/2/2022 23:01:00
Thanks to Patrick and the Committee for that. Some golden advise that I hope people choose to follow:
Scott R
15/2/2022 23:04:15
To all readers, leave a comment...Please, tell us what you think...
Susan
17/2/2022 00:42:42
@ Patrick..... Well I better watch out for a truck in my dreams! Leave a Reply. |
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