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13/2/2022

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But first, joke time:  

A boy is selling fish on the street and for attention he yells "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'?" The boy responds, "Because I caught them by the local dam." The pastor buys a few, takes them home for dinner. His surprised wife says, "I didn't know it was okay for a preacher to speak that way." The pastor explains then asks his son to pass the dam fish. The teenager says, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now please pass me the f**king vegetables!"

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26 Comments
Scott R
13/2/2022 14:18:43

Lol.

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Scott2
13/2/2022 19:02:47

Just curious but has anyone else had a dream where they were interacting with Patrick this happened this morning and I remember bits of it.

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Patrick
13/2/2022 22:58:44

I trust I behaved ?

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Scott2
14/2/2022 05:39:04

@Patrick lol it's strange that I still can remember parts of it though.

Steve
14/2/2022 04:53:21

I have Scott, I dreamt Pat and I were out back camping and late one night by the campfire he said to me "Steve, there's a reason I speak to aliens, with that he peeled off his face and exposed an insect / reptilian skin and apologized profundity, but said he had to eat me " raw" uncooked ! !!!
Nah, just kiddin 😁

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Lorri
14/2/2022 07:01:51

😂

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Scott2
14/2/2022 09:50:08

@steve you should consider writing stories you definitely might be good at it.

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Scott R
14/2/2022 11:06:24

Yeah, that wasnt bad at all...

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Susan
14/2/2022 17:52:32

LOL... Steve

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Santanu Acharya
14/2/2022 20:18:04

Effect of watching too many horror movies in the childhood

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Gary
14/2/2022 23:29:33

That's some funny shit.

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Interestingly…..
14/2/2022 16:20:47

‘Brent Crude prices soared above $96 a barrel this morning, the highest since 2014, before easing to $94.60, helping limit losses in heavyweight energy stocks. ‘ 2/14/2022.

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Santanu Acharya
14/2/2022 20:15:10

Russia-Ukraine war fears, partly fuelled by USA declaring that Russian invasion can happen "any moment"

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Susan
14/2/2022 17:50:23

Haven't had Patrick in my dreams yet (I'm sure he's had me in his though) ;-) ;-) Kidding ;-)

One memorable vivid dream I had late last year was with Lindsey Buckingham (from Fleetwood Mac). I walked up some steps to this building which looked like a town hall or something, opened the door and there was Lindsey to greet me. He was happy to see me and we embraced and he whispered to me ""It could have been you"" which I have no idea what he meant LOL.

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Scott2
15/2/2022 18:10:42

@susan wouldn't you being in his dreams more qualify as a nightmare 😁

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Patrick
15/2/2022 20:27:44

More like, me being in Susan's dreams, same effects as a Kenworth W900 in Justin Trudeau's front yard.

Scott2
15/2/2022 21:32:52

@Patrick lol what's more interesting is the possibility that that's not the real Justin but a cleverly crafted body double. Though seriously I bet you'd enjoy being around Susan either in real life or in her dreams

Susan
17/2/2022 00:41:05

@ Scott 2.... I'm all about feathers and fairies, so no ;-) He would be enlightened ;-)

Gary
14/2/2022 23:06:10

I've been busy the last couple weeks so I haven't spent as much time as I would like on the amendment.net ... there's so much new material!!! It feels like Christmas morning!!! Thanks Patrick/TC!!! And the Bengals covered the spread ... yaaaaay!!!

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Patrick
15/2/2022 06:04:56

How much was the spread?

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Gary
15/2/2022 16:53:30

The spread was Bengals +4.

Pierluigi
15/2/2022 04:51:36

I will put together all that messages an build a little vademecum.

I feel that this will be very useful, and also in the years ahead.

have a nice day
Pierluigi

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Patrick
15/2/2022 05:39:18

Thank you, Pierluigi, for teaching me a new word! (Technically, 2 words.)

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Scott R
15/2/2022 23:01:00

Thanks to Patrick and the Committee for that. Some golden advise that I hope people choose to follow:
"As events unfold around you and in the news placed before you, actively consider your reaction or opinion. Even if you have little reaction and have not much interest in the outcome, because you perceive the occurrence to have little to zero effect upon you, we say it has far more effect simply because you gave it mental energy."

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Scott R
15/2/2022 23:04:15

To all readers, leave a comment...Please, tell us what you think...

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Susan
17/2/2022 00:42:42

@ Patrick..... Well I better watch out for a truck in my dreams!

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