I really like the name of the website. I know it was a Russian satellite, but it should be the name of Siberian sauerkraut or cole slaw.
Comrade 1: Comb-rod: You wheel like spoot-nik wit meal?
" 2: Da.
" 1: Тупые американцы
" 2: да
Reminder as explained a few posts ago; the FRB is detected, the source location identified and examined but nothing is seen; the arriving and departing visitors have gone someplace else. The strength of the transmission received is plugged into the formula for intensity reduction over distance, and someplace like Planet Beldar, Galaxy 56x92R or Nebula Schmebula is erroneously chosen as the FRB's origin.
It is most often inside our solar system, coming from an off- or on-ramp to & from the intra-galactic motorway network.